Where's Your iPod?

Because mine is in the NYC sewer!

Let me explain...

I started a new job this week and needless to say it's been a big adjustment. It's not easy to travel on public transportation in this city- in fact it blows! I block or should I say blocked (more on that later) out all of the noise with my ipod. What a godsend! I don't have to hear teenagers cursing and having meaningless chatter. I don't have to hear that one person that wants to preach to the entire train car early in the damn morning. Life was great...

Until this morning.

My brother drove me to the train station this morning since he had to me our dad there. I get out to give my dad a huggy and my fucking ipod slips out of my fucking hand and falls in the damn sewer drain! In the dirty, murky water.

I WAS SO MAD!! I seriously cried like a baby. All I wanted was a hug from my daddy telling me it was okay and I got it. He reassured me that it's only an ipod and he said he would replace it with the newer version but it still hurts.

I calmed down enough to get on the train and go to work. but...

THIS STILL WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO ME!

Meme's Advice

Guys, you may want to be careful of those penis eating vacuum cleaners!

I Had A Dream...

So, I'm sleep and like most of you, I had a dream. You know how some dreams don't make any sense? Well I had one of those last night.

I dreamed I was at Mickey D's. I get to the counter and they keep skipping over me and taking other people's orders first. Then after a while, they realize that I had been standing there for awhile so maybe they should see what the hell I wanted. So, I ordered a number 2, which is the 2 cheeseburger meal and it's ironic because I don't even eat beef. Anyway, they ring it up and say that it costs $14.50! WTF?! So I'm at the counter shocked as hell because they raised the price and I told them I remember it used to be $3.24! Then I got mad because I only had a $10 bill on me. After my shock, I tell them if I order from the Dollar Menu it would seriously come out to a little over 3 bucks with tax and all so it makes no sense as to why it's 14 damn dollars with the meal.

I wake up and I question...

Why the hell do I know that a number 2 is the cheeseburger meal?

Why the hell do I know how much it is with tax and all?

If I order from the dollar menu, the only difference is the drink so what the fuck is in the drink with the meal that makes it $14.50?

This has been on my mind all day and I can finally answer the first 2 questions.

In high school, for lunch, me and a group of friends, Tabby included, used to go to Mickey D's almost everyday. We used to get the number 2 because it had 2 burgers and we could split the drink and fries and we wouldn't break our pockets because it only cost $3.24 with tax.

I'm not sure what this dream meant with the $14.50 for a number 2 and I'm not trying to understand it. I realize that I may be the only heffa for knowing what I know about Mickey D's and I can accept that.

Weird, though...

Want To Know Who's Hot?

And you don't have to ask- I will be watching "High School Musical 2" when it premieres next Friday. Won't you? In my mature age, I can appreciate this fine creature. My, my, Zac, how you have grown!

My New Obsession

I don't know if you all have heard of Tay Zonday but I'm now obsessed with his song "Chocolate Rain." It has to be the most repetitive song that makes no sense but I love it. I can't get it out of my head so I YouTubed him and found this video below. We all need karaooke in our lives and karaoke to Rick Astley is even better. Enjoy!

Concert Review- The Beyonce Experience

I just returned from seeing the greatest entertainer in my eyes, Beyonce. It really was one of the best concerts I've been to. Definitely worth my whole tax return... even though we were in the second to last row.

I know you're wondering how she did on the song she so famously fell down the steps to. No worries- she edited that part and walked down the steps (extremely) cautiously. Look below. She made it down safely but there really was a moment of silent prayer when she started the song and as you will see, everyone cheered when she made it.



While I like to believe I'm no longer a groupie, it's still in me to be one. While walking to the train a convoy of vehicles pulled out carrying Beyonce and her crew. Real paparazzi were there snapping photos and everything. I, of course, didn't see her but I saw her cousin and that has to count for something...right?!

And after watching her perform, I came to the realization that I'm going to need a fan to permanetly blow on me so that when I learn to strut like her, my weave can blow in the wind like hers.

What a beautiful person with a beautiful spirit. If you get the chance, I would highly suggest going to see this lady perform.

Congrats to Tabby and Eddie!

Well it seemed like the day would never come but Tabby and Eddie finally tied the knot. In true Tabby fahion, they got married in The Bahamas. All I can say is that I had a great time and I really need to go back. Here are some pics from the wedding. Enjoy.